Who Are You Going to Believe…Me, or Your Own Eyes?

When the government takes half your money and then tells you how to spend the other half, you are a slave! – CM 8/12/11

Ah, Political Campaign Season…like being down wind from a sewage treatment plant in August! The Season of the Witch…where North becomes South, East becomes West and a Career Politician would sell his soul to get re-elected. Of course, he would have to have one to do so…which makes it even tougher. Yes sir, we’re talking about a breed of pond scum so low, they’d have to be promoted to rise above the rank of pedophile on the food chain!

Brace yourselves folks! You think you’ve seen the worst qualities in your fellow-man? Ha! I’m tellin’ you, the worst image in your head is Mother Teresa compared to the steamin’ turd piles about to stampede out of the 2012 Election Gate! Here’s the deal:

Question– What is the re-election strategy for an incumbent president who has failed by every standard of measure, engaged us in a third war, lost our AAA, shrunk the dollar, created 9.2% unemployment on its way to 10%, divided the American People and essentially has NO PLAN?

AnswerThe politics of personal destruction!

What we are all about to experience is a situation very similar to the old story about the wife who comes home to find her husband in bed with her best friend. As she stares at them in stupefied horror, he calmly says to her, “Honey, this ain’t what you think it is! What are you going to believe…your own eyes, or me?”

Oh yeah, this will be the central theme of their strategery…THEY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PAINT THE TEA PARTY AND ALL WHO WOULD ASSOCIATE THEMSELVES WITH IT…AS EVIL, UGLY, MEAN, BABY-KILLERS!

So I came up with this little list of facts as reminders we can put up on our refrigerators to refer to every time our TV’s tell us that our Government is Father Flanagan, and the Tea Party is the Boogeyman!

 

  • The Tea Party didn’t send American jobs overseas! Government did!
  • The Tea Party did not remove the firewall (Glass Steagall) separating banks from brokerage houses! Government did!
  • The Tea Party didn’t force banks to sell mortgages to people who couldn’t afford a hairbrush! Government did!
  • The Tea Party did not promise the American People shovel-ready jobs in exchange for $800 Billion Taxpayer dollars and then set up a special interest slush fund to repay political favors instead! Government did!
  • The Tea Party didn’t alienate our allies and embolden our enemies! Government did!
  • The Tea Party didn’t allow sensitive classified national security secrets to fall into the wrong hands. Government did!
  • The Tea Party did not set up a gun smuggling sting that put thousands of weapons in the hands of Mexican drug cartels which killed our border agents, subsequently promoting those in charge! Government did!
  • The Tea Party didn’t bring on the first credit downgrade in US history! Government did!
  • The Tea Party didn’t bankrupt the American People! Government did!
  • The Tea Party didn’t turn Washington, DC into a real estate boomtown, while the rest of us went bust! Government did!
  • The Tea Party didn’t commit us to a third and illegal war in Libya! Government did!
  • The Tea Party did not lose $360 Million of American Taxpayer dollars to the Taliban! Government did!
  • The Tea Party didn’t waste millions of American Taxpayer dollars on Bridges to Nowhere & Ghost Flights! Government did!
  • The Tea Party did not destroy the purchasing power of the US Dollar, putting it on life support & threatening its status as the world’s reserve currency. Government did!
  • The Tea Party doesn’t create dependency and entitlement! Government does!

Have a nice day!

 

 

Chip Murray: Wide Awake
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